i reject everybody who tries to get anywhere near me idk why

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scitchetknits: knitwitsblog: gosh that sweater is very impressive… I need another life-time’s worth of time for all of the crafting I want to do.  And maybe a half life-time’s worth, then I could devote 3/4s to knitting and 3/4s to everything else.

coagulates:

tentacruels:

smoreofthis:

Grilled Chocolate Banana Melts [recipe]

O GOD

HELP ME

these r srsly so good

Oh yeah and then he told Everybody that I was threatening him and that I’m gonna prank him or whatever

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So this dude who lives downstairs pulls the fire alarm a couple weeks ago as if that’s funny or some shit. The result of that is a huge fine so this guy was literally already on thin ice with me Then he comes home shitted on Friday night. He starts talking shit to OUR friend. He rips down all the shit off the walls in our hallway and throws it all over the place. He steals some cigs. Tries to use the fire extinguisher indoors but somebody stopped him. Pulls his pants down on the stoop screaming at passerbys to suck his dick. So I’m all fucking set with this. Saturday mornings I tell both the r.a.’s and im like “should I complain to res life or what?” and they’re like yeah So later that night I’m in my room by myself skyping with Tess and Jamie telling them about how this dude is continuously fucking up our space and how he’s an asshole. Meanwhile this guy is like LISTENING AT MY DOOR and he’s like HEY TARA U FUCKIN SLUT and runs out of the building. Keep in mind that literally nobody likes this kid except Ryan. So anyway everybody goes to a party down the street and the dude is nonstop shit talking me when I’m not even there. To MY friends. Everybody is like “umm wow man what’s wrong with you are you seriously right now just stop” but he keeps running his mouth and I’m like whatever. So then he comes back to the house, and I’m in my room with just Kevin. So the guy and Ryan come into my room and the dude comes at me aggressively. Hes like “hey you ugly fuckin butch dyke I heard you talking shit” and I was like I WAS ALONE YOU FUCKING IDIOT I WAS SKYPING WITH MY FAMILY and he had nothing to say to that obviously cause he’s about as smart as a fucking rock So then he’s like “ur ugly I heard you’re gonna tell res life about me” and I’m like damn fucking right I am and he’s like “well I’m gonna tell them first about all the shit you’ve done” and I was like name one thing and obviously he couldn’t because I’m perfect So he just starts making fart noises at me and I’m like okay get the fuck out of my room, and he doesn’t leave. And I’m like get the fuck out of my room or I’m calling cps. And he’s like DO IT DO IT I DARE YOU. So I’m like losing my shit I’m about to break this kids nose I’m shoving him and kicking him but he won’t get out of my room and I’m screaming at the top of my lungs to get the fuck out. Finally I push him out, slam the door, and call cps. So the cps guy Bruce comes and I told him the whole story from start to finish, including Friday night and him hearing me skyping. And while I’m talking to him in my room, Ryan literally tries to sneak up to my door and listen. I open it and me and Bruce are like “are you serious dude?” so Bruce is pisses and he’s like “hey Ryan, you’re gonna see your friend before me. So tell him to back the fuck off.” And then Bruce comes back and he’s like “if he keeps harassing you, call me and res life will come down on him. Hard.” and I’m like sweet. SHOCKINGLY it didn’t end there. I only left my room once for the rest of the night. So while I was in my room, Ryan and the dude literally stood outside my door talking shit about me to each other. And I just laughed. Then I walked outside to smoke a cigarette, and they followed me and kept doin it. I just laughed and didn’t acknowledge them until the guy looked at me and was like “I’m calling res life” like mockingly, you know? So I was like hey dude keep running your mouth I’ll call cps right back over here. So this drunk retard is like. Oh I’m going to get back at her by calling cps ON HER!! So he calls them, they show up, and they’re like “what the entire fuck are you doing? Relax. Peace out” Meanwhile throughout this whole thing literally everybody is like shut up what are you doing. Except Ryan. Ryan is defending him, so I don’t want a fucking thing to do with either of them. I have an appointment with res life tomorrow, and if they continue to harass me I am going to use the system against them.
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beehealthie: Homeopathy and Anxiety aconitum napellus (monkshood) to relieve acute anxiety or anxiety attacks caused by shock or fright Gelsemium (yellow jasmine), used to lower-level anxiety situations such as public speaking, stress when facing a test or presenting a meeting to members of the board. Such anxiety is often known as “the jitters” and may include symptoms such as headache, apprehension and mild trembling. Lycopodium (Lyc) may help relieve anxiety attacks caused by self-doubt or lack of confidence. The herb may be prescribed for those suffering anxiety attacks caused by general anxiety disorders that produce symptoms like upset stomach, accelerated heart rate, trembling and sweating, according to the University of Maryland Medical Center Pulsatilla (Puls) is designed to help treat individuals who experience constant self-doubt or anxiety or insecurity. Common symptoms to such anxiety may include those who experience insomnia, need constant support and attention and weepiness or frequent bouts of crying. Children with separation anxiety or clinginess may benefit from pulsatilla remedies. Silica can be used for those experiencing brief bouts of anxiety caused by momentary lack of self-confidence or shyness. Individuals may exhibit extreme anxiety when asked to speak in front of others, when attending interviews or arriving at a new job. For individuals experiencing performance anxiety, silicea helps calm nerves and restore balance.
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cbirdlikes: Magic Potion: Oregano Oil. Is everyone around you feeling shy of top notch?  You know, not full blown sick, but not totally well either; just hanging out there in wellness purgatory.  Yeah, that’s how it is.  And, I am going on vacation.  Panic.  Vacation must be enjoyed at top notch levels.  Think fast; act fast; kill this possible thing.  Enter, oregano oil. I must extend the warnings that are up front on all info sources about this magical potion: it is strong.  STRONG.  An anti-viral that is not to be taken un-diluted or if pregnant (or perhaps maybe pregnant) or if you might have underlaying illnesses (this one seems a bit vague, but am compelled to share the warning). Now, for the magic properties: Taken orally (diluted in water) is an anti-viral, helping kill the common cold (!!!!!) Is an anti-inflamitory (mixed with olive oil) applied to skin Strong pain killer, akin to morphine (wha??) Helps with stings, burns, mouth sores, toothaches…..holy cow, you just gotta look this stuff up I must insist you research a wee bit should you want to try here or here.  For me, after a glass of Oregano Spirits last night……..I feel grrreat!  I will take one more today and leave in cupboard for next time I need me a magic potion.

i wish sailor moon was on netflix so that i could watch it in secret when nobody is home

it makes no sense how yesterday i wanted to kill myself and everybody around me and today i love everything

i swear to god if that was directed at me i will lose my shit
at least im not sly digging anybody on twitter


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